Sophia, Nula, and Blake — three AI specialists, one packaged team. Built around your brand. You approve every post. They handle the rest.
First month free · £99/month locked forever (usually £199) · 75 founding spots
Each one built on Squidgy. Each one trained on your Brand DNA so everything they ship sounds like you wrote it. Together they cover your whole content output.

Social Media Specialist
Sophia
LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok — drafted, scheduled, your sign-off.
Meet Sophia →

Newsletter Specialist
Nula
Subject lines that get opened. Stories your subscribers reply to.
Meet Nula →

Blog Architect
Blake
Long-form posts that rank without sounding like an SEO robot.
Meet Blake →
Week 1
90 minutes with a founder. We learn your voice, your audience, your offers, your non-negotiables. The team trains on it.
Week 2 onward
Drafts land in your queue every weekday. You approve, edit, or pass. They learn from what you change. They get sharper every week.
All three AI mates
Sophia, Nula, and Blake from your first day.
Brand DNA training
We learn your voice. They speak it.
Multi-platform publishing
LinkedIn, IG, FB, TikTok, email, blog.
Approval workflow
Nothing ships without your green light.
Performance dashboards
Know what's working and why.
Direct founder access
Founding partners get our personal numbers.
“I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months.”
Beta user · marketing consultant
“She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical until I read it back.”
Beta user · freelance designer
“I finally stopped feeling guilty about Instagram. That alone is worth the price.”
Beta user · small agency owner
Founding 75
£99
per month, locked forever
Usually £199/month
Beta cohort starts 1st May · Waitlist closes 30th April
Reserve your spot
We'll send you a confirmation, your Brand DNA booking link, and access to the founding partner channel.
Once founding partners are full, the next cohort starts at £199/month.